There is this person who has long, curly, grey hair put into a ponytail. This person wears glasses to read the many knowledgeable books in this person’s library and uses them to hide their eyes from the rest of the world. Has a little bit of facial hair, and random spots of acne cover the face. This person is old and their tattoo has seen a lot of bar fights, stand up comedians, and church services. They’re super skinny, has pierced ears, and has lipstick on their lips. Every day this person screams something like “OH BOY!” and means it. This person has a place for everything, yet always forgets to set an alarm clock.

 

 

There exists this person who sports a lengthy, wound up, ponytail that looks like a stormy cloud. People call the poor soul Four Eyes and Zit Face, so this person wears glasses to read the many knowledgeable books in this person’s library and uses them to hide their eyes from the rest of the world. Has a little bit of facial hair, and random spots of acne cover the face. This person is old and their tattoo has seen a lot of bar fights, stand up comedians, and church services. They’re super skinny, has pierced ears, and has lipstick on their lips. Every day this person screams something like “OH BOY!” and means it. This person has a place for everything, yet always forgets to set an alarm clock.

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